We’re still working out some kinks…
1). What method of guidance is used in your home?
Survival.
2). Please list any behavior issues or unique needs that you feel we should be aware of?
He is three. As in, THREE.
3). Briefly describe your child’s personality?
Mercurial. But cute.
4). Does child cry easily? If yes, what soothes your child?
No. Candy.
5). Are there any particular routines that are helpful at nap or rest time?
Pray. Duck. Cover.
6). Does child have any special fears of which you are aware? Please describe.
Sleep. Rules. Ketchup shortages.
I see public school in our future.